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36 Reviews | 1 w/ Response
i got to the moon, then, assuming that i was sussposed to just drop, dropped. needless to say, i died. but after returning to the main menu, and clicking 'going up' again, the game froze at the very beginning, with no flubber in sight. the only thing i can do is change the quality, nothing else works. ill refresh and start anew.
other than that, great game.
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controls are a bit taxing, but they are necessary. i really enjoyed the retro feel of the game, from the music, to the graphics.
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currently trapped in space
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mixed race couples used to go through a lot of shit, and in some places still do. great story
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first try: level 21 A-
second try: level 30 A+ 70190
awesome game
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its a really original idea, brilliant actually, but its too hard to adjust to. 3/5
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Wow... Just wow. Are those sound effects home made? Or just a happy accident leftover from a role-playing session with a fellow 43 year old bald guy in your mom's basement? I especially like how all the negative reviews receive a snarky comment, targeted at weak points only a person obsessed about their personal image online (the same kind of person that eventually shoots up a school).
There could've been more movement in the animation, not just a stub of a should wiggling back and forth, not even in sync with the audio. Other than that, it was pretty badly done.
All the Clocks have talent, yet they decide to use that talent to clog the internet like so many American arteries on a fast food diet.
Author's Response:
Well, first, if my sound effects were taped in a gay internet session in my mom's basement, technically, the sound effects would still be home made, right? Fuckface.
Second, which of the typical high school murderers were obsessed about their personal image online? I'm dead serious, who? No, they were constantly beated by jocks, publicly denigrated at school and some of them happened to be abused by their parents. So, Mr. Fullofshit, which one of 'em? Oh, none of them, fuck, I guess that joke just died, right? Oh god, what a lame way of killing your joke, i'm so sorry.
So, back to your review, you want more movement? You uhm... want to see... his dick, maybe? Want to see how his cock is being gently stroked by his manly hands? Is that want you want, Nancy? Would that TURN YOU ON? I'm sorry it's not that kind of animation, you fucking pervert, you disgust me.
Last thing, don't try to use health jokes with the clock crew, it's just... it doesn't feel right, actually, it makes you look stupid, you don't want to look stupid right? Oh no! You already look like an idiot in real life, why would you want to look like an idiot in the internet? Hell no my n***a!
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if only there were still toons like that
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apparently, im sussposed to play with my fingers, not my toes...
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to be honest, these games never cease to make me laugh, and arent good for much more
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